Recently came across this great list on the Porn City News site: 30 things porno producers would have us believe. Here are a few of my favorites (they’re all pretty funny though):
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she’ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
25. When a woman is sucking a man’s cock, it’s important for him to remind her to “suck it”.